What to tell people when you are on your period

Kesha • ❤️nope❤️
There are many ways but I find these the most useful. 
T.O.M
T=time
O=of the 
M=month
To put this all together"I'm being stalked but T.O.M."
 Another one is 
Red ink
I say,"the red ink spilled the other day". 
And last but not least
Jaws
Well you guys can already tell how this works but if you can't
" JAWS IS BACK!!!"