Okay guys so incredibly awkward story time

So I'm trying to masturbate and the cat's on the other side of the bed. I'm just starting to get into it when the weirdo starts purring and crawling all over my stomach and boobs. I'm like what the fuck and stop what I'm doing, but he just wants to chew on my PJ strings so I'm like okay whatever and get back to it. Eventually he lays down next to me while purring and looking directly into my eyes and it's weird as fuck but I'm close so I just pretend he isn't there and then right when I start to get off I feel the fucker batting at my hair and chewing on my pony tail. It was the most awkward and disconcerting orgasm I've ever had.