What's your craziest sex story?💦💦

Mines went a little something like this. So me and my ex where on a date. This date was adventurous nothing I had done before. We went to the "wild" so i called it but it was really camping. There was this lake that had a tire swing. So you know we get all in it. The next thing I know is that were taking our clothes off to change. I accidentally seen him, he accidentally seen me. Then we start going at it, it was a rough fuck. They don't called him big d for nothing. There goes my story.