"No I have never and don't know anyone who has. But it's dangerous babe, promise me you'll never do it." She told me. Okay. A year or two later I was at a friends house who's mother used to hang out with mine as teenagers. She told me how she hadn't seen my mum since a party a friends house when they were underage drinking. She told me "I left early but that's the night they did a uoeji board. Crazy people I would never do that. It scared then all quite badly silly fuckers"

I went home and asked my mum again if she had used a board and why she hadn't told me. I asked what happened and she said "okay yes I did but I don't remember it I really don't want to talk about it just please never do one. Promise me please" and still to this day she insists she doesn't remember. Weird.