Funny stuff your husband says or does while asleep?

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So my husband is a heavy sleeper and once in awhile he does some weird/funny stuff. Like twice last week he has woken up and randomly kissed my stomach. He doesnt like to touch my stomach so much when he is awake because it is weird for him :D i can tell he is excited about the baby but i guess at night he really shows how much Because he never remembers it in the morning.
I also had a mean leg cramp like a week ago and woke up saying "cramps, cramps" and he just jumped off the bed yelling "contractions, contractions!" On top of his lungs. When i said just cramps, he seemed disappointed and told me to walk it off n then sleep on it and just like that he was back asleep XD also didnt remember that in the morning!
Anyone else's husbands do or say weird stuff while asleep? XD