Apparently I don't do anything

My husband really thinks all I do all day is pump.

Not like I get up at 6 to get him up for work, I make him a lunch which is usually a sandwich because he won't eat left overs. I have to get the baby up because I have to take my husband to work since we're using our roommates car at the moment. All this while he's getting dressed.

Then I do laundry which there's always laundry because he changes his clothes at least twice a day. Why? I have no clue. It's annoying though. But he pays the water bill so oh well.

Then I clean the house, feed the baby, which anyone who knows a baby eats multiple times a day, and then sometimes have to figure out how to get grumpy baby to sleep so I can hop in the shower (it's been 4 days since I had time 😭).

Then get dinner out, cook dinner, make him a plate when he gets home. Let him relax. Have him watch the baby long enough so I can pump and use the bathroom.

But I don't do anything because I didn't get up in time to help him shave (there's no mirror in the bathroom so he had some difficulty doing it himself)