Oh pregnancy, you're a real head scratcher.

Before I was pregnant, I'd only poop once a day, once every other day. Totally normal for me, right. Now that I'm pregnant (late 2nd tri) I literally poop about 4 times a day. And now there's this new thing my body likes to do where wiping takes centuries. My stomach is way way waaaay too big for me to be able to wipe from the front and (I'm fairly short, so I have very tiny arms) wiping from the back is the most painful thing because of my sciatica but I need to twist and bend to reach. I can't win. LOL. After about 10 minutes in the bathroom (2 minutes which are spend actually doing the dirty) I'm able to wipe successfully.