Squirt squirt 💦💦
So now that I have discovered I can squirt from my left boob.. It's like a weapon.
The other day my boyfriend was trying to be funny before bed so as he was going to kiss the baby goodnight (she was laying in between us and I was about to feed her so I had my weapon in hand) he was going to give me a kiss next and he got a face full of warm leche 😜
Then right now my brother (was laying down back towards me on his phone while I was feeding the baby and he kept calling my baby a rat so I squirted milk all over his back and it took him a couple of seconds to realize what it was and he yells 'whys that shit so warm' ! 😂😂😂😂😂 he went to go take a shower. 😂😂
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