Warning sorry so long. Ok guys my s.o love to sleep in his birthday suit and I love it I love when he hold me and I can feel him grow it turns me on but I have the biggest hate when it comes to him farting I don't like it at all. So anyway one night he decides to drink and fell asleep of course he got in the bed nude but he was also sweaty so as usual he wraps his arms around my body and held me I began to get hot and pulse he smells like a keg so he turned around and I decided to hold him from the back BIG Mistake. As I'm holding him he decides to fart and something wet sprayed my stomach now quickly I got pissed off and punched him in the back because the first thing that came to my mind was OMG he SHITTED on me now I ran to the bathroom to wash my stomach and I realized it was only sweat but I was still upset because it could have been shit so long story short lol ( to late for that lol ) my husband can no longer sleep in the nude. NO MORE!!!!😠😠