this is how it will go

So my husband is sick with some sort of stomach bug. He's been up throwing up all night (so he says, not sure on that though, he tends to exaggerate his sicknesses the way most men do). He doesn't feel well at all. My doctor left for vacation today. So, consequently, I'm predicting that my water will break today. Or I will start having contractions and go into active labor by tonight. This is my prediction.