Funny SO stories

Hey, so its friday and i love reading funny stories from you ladies, so i will share one of mine. My SO and i are both 34, ttc #1 for a few months. I bought some preseed to try and last night we're getting ready to bd and he says, 'do you wanna get your boat lube?' And im like, what the hell is boat lube? So he says that when i bought it, i explained to him what it was, basically told him it was like a boat for his spermies to try to help them get where they need to go....so now in his head, its 'boat lube' lol...at least i know ttc will always be fun with this crazy guy that i love. Share your funny ttc stories/funny SO moments, i LOVE reading them!!! Go!