period and uterus

Dear Aunt Flo and uterus, please, I beg of you to stop jinxing me. I want a child and you two will not cooperate with my body, I have been taking prenatal vitamins and my medications that I need. I really need y'all to cooperate because I really want a child before I hit 30...if not then you my uterus are history along with the ovaries. I will be rid of all you!