This is why I keep "breeding"!

Well I usually agree and we go on with our day. One day, he came in the bathroom as I was getting out of the shower and drying off. He took one look at me, pointed and yelled, "whoa mom!! Look at your nipples!! They're ginormous!!!! 😂😂😂 Why yes, son - that is the perfect word for these giant, bulbous, rocket ships that are doing their best to crash and burn on the ground - (they aren't going into orbit pointing in THAT direction!) 

Ah, the innocence and honesty of youth, but I wouldn't trade it for the world! 

My 11 year old got up one Sunday bc his alarm went off. He went downstairs, got breakfast, got dressed, brushed his teeth, grabbed his backpack and went to the bus stop. He was there 10 min when a kind lady walking her dog came by and asked, "Do you go to school on Sunday??" He silently turned around and did the walk of shame back home. The worst part of this story? I heard every move he made and just layed there, too tired in my elderly-pregnant state to get up and tell him. I knew he would figure it out eventually. He came in and told me and when I told him I already knew he busted out laughing and proceeded to tell everyone at church that day how I was failing at winning the "Mother of the Year" award. 😂😂 Thank goodness he had a sense of humor!! 

My 15 year old thinks it's funny to break out in an accent just randomly and one day he came in and noticed we were all eating cake after dinner. So he says "Can I have some cake?" But bc of the weird accent he used it sounded like this: "Can I have some cock?" We all stopped eating and just looked at him then we all busted out laughing. I was like - Dude, do we need to have a conversation or something?? I told him I was fresh out of cock but I would totally hook him up with some cake. 😂😂😂 

My daughter, 18, was in biology in school and one day my 11 year old was eating oranges. He commented on how delicious they were and she thought she would be clever and said, "You know you are eating ovaries, right?" We all chuckled until he looked at her and quite seriously said, "What's an ovary?" Her face - the clever grin SLID off her face and she said, "I don't want to play anymore!" I was like, "No! You started it Sadé! Go ahead! Tell him what ovaries are!" 😂😂 It's things like this that keep me going and make me want to have a dozen more and I can't WAIT to see what cleverness this little guy has in store for us! What are your stories??? I know you have 'em!