Funny Hubby stories.....please share

So here is something I founf funny recently that my husband did.

My husband hasn't been affectionate at all this pregnancy. No sex at all, few kisses, minimal cuddling etc. If yiuve read some of my past post you know this hasnt been as easy year for usm even if we wrrent pregnant. But that this is something i have cried, complained, fought, and talked with him about over and over. He got a little better but I admit I was being petty. I seriously felt like when he did it, he only did it to get me to shut up about it and his excuses were malarkey for not doing it. But I dealt with it he loves me I love him life happens.....until recently. Im scheduled for a c-section Friday and he's been very flirting for about 2-3 weeks now, which shocked me.. I throw out there let's do it, the last hooray before baby. I can tell he wants to. The man is throwing out signs as big as the bat symbol in gothom. But he refuses. I get mad of course and he emotionally flips. I'm like wtf..................so apparently he thought us having sex would put me into labor. Not just as in now but the whole pregnancy. He read somewhere sex induces labor months ago and thought if we had sex we'd end up with a premie. So he has forgone having sex with most of this pregnancy because of it and that's why he's been less affectionate. Poor poor man. He even thought if i had the baby before my c-section he would be a premie even though im 39 +weeks. Its actually hilarious now that's he explained it to me. I had to explain to him no that's not the case honey. I still can't stop laughing about it. I love him for it, but at the same time I wish he would have told me sooner. Oh this funny hubby of mine.

What funny things has your husband done during your pregnancy?