Horrible First Dates Stories

I want to hear the horrible/funny/cringe worthy first dates o any other dates stories. 
Mine is that I was talking to this guy through a social network for about a week or so. Then he suddenly asks "do you smoke weed?" and let me be clear. I have nothing against people who smoke weed, that is something personal is just that I don't do it, so I replied "No, why do you ask?" Then he goes "I thought that for our first date we could go and smoke some, but whatever we can try something else" and it got me so angry  that I said "I'm not sorry to disappoint you, and that was very cute of you to ask me out to smoke weed for our first date" and he says "I don't even smoke weed anymore, I just thought you did and just wanted an excuse to ask you out. We can go wine tasting too" at this point I laughed and said "Dude, why go back to it if you already stopped? Besides, if you wanted to go out you should've just asked and I would've said yes.  But right now I'm not into it so see you"