Well.....I Officially Became "One of THOSE Women"

I always said the women who forgot about tampons must be just vile. Didn't they feel it? How did it not smell? How could they be so lazy?
 
Well, ladies, after years of turning my nose up, this frazzled mama (three kids under three!) forgot her tampon. And the only reason I finally found it was because I felt it while masturbating.....during my children's nap time. I'm guessing it was in for at least three days. 😱😳😱😳😱
 
Just going to chalk this one up next to "bad parent of the year" and then blame my husband for being out of town and not having sex with me. 
 
Update: yes, I showered!  But I've always tucked the string up just inside me, without clothes on you'd never even know I was wearing a tampon.