MY BOYFRIEND LIED

moselle. 🌀 • Isaiah 41:13
Lol, ok... sorry for being so dramatic, but my boyfriend lied to me about his dick size. But it's funny to me because he didn't say it was bigger than it actually was, he decided to lie and say it was smaller. "Ok, don't be surprised because it's a shrimp." He would always say before we actually saw eachother and had sex. But when I saw it, it wasn't a shrimp at all. He said he lied so that my expectations wouldn't be so high, making it appear bigger. Has your SO ever lied about something like this to lower your expectations? Maybe I should start doing that with boob size lol...