What's the most ridiculous name you ever heard?

Blueswan • 🏳️‍🌈 (Pan/demi, she/they) A smart feminist who writes, sews, cooks, etc. kundalini/Sikh follower, and hopefully successful college student. ADHD/anxiety
Must be actual names. I used to live on Deer Isle as a young teen. There was a city council election one year and a guy (maybe?) called...wait for it...Gay Leech was running! I cannot make this up!