stupidest reason to breakup?

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I'm bored and I wanna hear your funny stories about the stupidest reason you've broken up with someone/or been broken up with for!!!

I'll start, my first boyfriend broke up with me because his mom made him choose between me and bmx, he chose the bike.... lol

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I dumped a high school boyfriend because he always wanted head and his dick looked weird which made me not want to do it. He would get annoyed when I wouldnt so I had to leave him. His D hole was like huge and looked open all the time it was gross and I can't even explain it lol. I've never seen a dick like that since and thank god my husbands is nice.

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I broke up with a hs boyfriend because he was a little bit shorter than me lol

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I was seeing this guy for a little while and he'd always mess with me by tickling me. I haaaaaaattteeeee being tickled with a passion, it honestly feels awful for me lol 
And one day he just wouldn't stop and I told him I'd break up with him if he continued, he looked at me and started tickling me to death- I thought I was going to have a panic attack and after he finally stopped I just walked right out and never talked to him again 😒😒

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I don't have a funny one, but the best and worst breakup I have ever had is the guy broke up with me because his friend was paying him to date me and he didn't feel right about it...

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When I was 22 my bf at the time broke up with me because I wasn't ghetto enough and wouldn't swear/cuss at him. Dude had problems

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When I was like 13 I had this boyfriend that I broke up with for making fun of my friends haircut lol

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I got broken up with because his parents found out he wanted to have sex with me and i didn't. it got really awkward. And we were like 12. I didn't even know what sex was yet lol

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I broke up with a guy cause it was my best guy friend (back then) and he asked me on New Years when I was drunk! Lol in the early hours of the morning once I started sobering up, I broke it off 🤣

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I got broken up with at 16 because I wouldn't put out

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It was over a cd. He thought I was trying to guilt trip him into staying.

stupidest reason to breakup?

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