Would you call this being funny Does anyone else agree with me

Matiqua
I had let people know that I didnt want anybody to kiss my baby girl on her face im fine with them kissing her hand arm etc but I dont want people kissing her on her face I know im a FTM and it would seem like im being funny but my moms friend decides to comment and say " well I dont kiss babies on there face anyways because they come out of peoples tails and baby have germs all over them i understand this your first baby but if you act funny over her something gone happen to her". I dont even associate with her let alone would bring my daughter around her for her to kiss on her anyways I feel as if I was trying to be funny I would have said dont put your dirty lips on my baby nobody knows were your mouth been but I kindly said dont kiss my daughter on her face