You know you're pregnant when
You're toe n fingernails grow into excalibur swords, you just cut them last night!
The hair on your stomach is similar to a fur coat, and your toe n nipple hair is now long enough to braid.
You can't see it anymore, but you KNOW chubacca is living in your pants.
You get up to pee 77 times a night, puke 89 times a day, and eat 245 times a day.
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