WebMD

*types in symptoms and cure for hemroids*

Internet results: Oh honey, pfffffffft that ain't nothing. It's just a hemroid and they super common. Even kids get them! You're fine! Everyone just get these sometimes, it just happens! No worries baby...

UNLESS IT'S ASS CANCER...WHICH HAS ALL THE SAME SYMPTOMS. *gasp* Ah shit, you screwed. Pick a coffin, bitch.

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