Dear monster-in-law,

Maybe my daughters arrival isn't the best thing that happened in your life. But it's the best thing that happened in mine. 
I'm sorry my daughter looks just like me and not your son. Too bad. 
No my daughter can't eat cake frosting or bread with coffee at 5 months because she's MY daughter and I set the rules. 
Yeah my daughter crawls, screams, and eats baby food at 5months. And I'm sorry to hear your kids never did that when they were small. But they had whole milk. And turned out fine. My daughter loves her formula and she will stay on that until she's 1 year old. Thank you. 
Take your opinions somewhere else because I seriously don't need them. And btw, your son is 30 you don't need to baby him. & neither will I. 
Seriously,
Most annoyed woman on here.