TMI but funny

This is TMI but I think it's kinda funny. So I've had the normal "pregnancy diharrea" for a couple days now and I just ate pizza. Red sauce has always had this effect on me. So while I'm sitting on the potty, I feel like I'm done so I grab the tp. Just then, little Abbi kicks me in what I believe to be my intestines and WAHLAH! I am no longer finished in the bathroom lol. Thanks Abbi.