Pregnancy be like...

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Can I eat that?
What's that smell?
Was that a real contraction?
Did I just seriously fart without knowing I had to fart?
Did the baby really just kick me THAT hard!? 
Wonder what she's doing in there?
Do I eat enough greens?
crap, did I drink enough water today ?
Do I really have to pee again, or is it gonna be a waste of time again? 
I can't really be tired again can I? 
My stomach just growled...again.
My nose is so stuffy, can I take this?
*sneezes* OUCH!! My belly
"Just smile and nod at the creepy old man in the supermarket staring at your belly"
Less than 8 weeks... I got this.