Humorous Husband

Ashley • Baby #2 is due!
Does anybody else have a humorous husband? It's never a dull moment with him. 
Today he tells me: I hope you get herpes.
I enlightened him: I already have. I hope you do.
He proceeds to tell me that you can only get herpes by having sex.
So I'm like "ok... and..? What do we do?"
He replies: we don't have sex... we make love 
😂 he is a nut!