what a shitty situation... have no worries bestie is here 🙌🏽
So my friend is in a new relationship & he's constantly round.. So everything is a bit embarrassing when needing to do your business.
I get a text from my friend explaining how she really needed a no.2 but couldn't go because he was there. So she said she's popping to asda to get some "coco pops" 😂🙈 anyways... I then get a phone call... "Jade there's no toilet roll" Pissing myself laughing, I've literally just pulled up into asda...
I went and grabbed some toilet roll off the shelf, paid obviously. People looking at me oddly as I waddling along like I've got a rocket up my ass to the toilet... I don't get embarrassed, so my words to those people "when you've got to go, you've Gotta go hey😉"
I then got to the toilet door (btw there is only one toilet in this supermarket and it's unisex) I knocked on the door 3 times repeatedly saying her name like Sheldon does on the Big Bang theory 😂😂
ANYWAYSSSS
The day was saved, She birthed her coco pop, her arse was wiped, the toilet flushed... And she now has to explain to her boyfriend when she goes home why she has a pack of toilet roll but with one missing 😂😂 and why she hasn't got any coco pops HAHAHA!
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