Mother's Day gift 😂

My SO asked me what I wanted for Mothers Day and I said that there's nothing that I can think of that I need. He says ok how about what do you want. I told I wanted a new 2016 chevy suburban. He said ok but I'll probably be in jail for quite a while. I laughed and said ok, do I get to keep the suburban 😂😂😂😂 I have no clue what to tell him. Cuz him taking care of the kids all Day or letting me sleep ect is not possible cuz my 8mth old is EBF no bottles.