roasted by a 12 year old

At the lake with my SOs family 

I wanted to swim because I was hot. Nobody would swim with me, I'm scared of the lake like no joke someone has to go with me. I know it's stupid but I won't swim alone. But it is damn HOT. So I'm standing at the shore line like "anyone want to come with me?" And my SOs little cousin is like "I'll go!" And we get in and when we get to the deep I start to panic and I'm like "OH MY GOD THERES FISH!" I swear I start hallucinating giant fish under me. And he's like "dude. This is the lake. All the fish are going to do here is lick your toes." And I'm like "I DONT WANT MY TOES LICKED!" And I start swimming back and this 12 year old kid is like talking shit to me lol "you're not from here are you. City slicker, scared of toe lickin fish. Can't even swim in the lake fo 2 seconds."

And I'm like "the heCK you say kid?" 

And he's like "there are NO fish in this water right now. It's too loud, that's why you have to be quiet when you fish...have you ever been fishing before? Probably not.  Well, you have to be quiet. You screaming like a dying elephant scared all of them away anyways. No living creature is going to come near you. I'd be scared too." and I just started cracking up laughing and a wave smacked me in the face and water went up my nose.I hope everyone is having a good Memorial Day , I just wanted to share the story of how a 12 year old roasted me and has to take me swimming because I'm a pansie lmao