Here's a laugh for your night 😅

So, here I am on a typical Wednesday night in bed watching Bridget Jones's Baby eating chocolate cake and drinking milk. I am laying next to my boyfriend of three years who is playing on his laptop. All is happy in the world. 

When the movie gets paused, the kissing begins. Thus encourages touching and rubbing and, wouldn't you know it, we begin to have sex (pretty good, passionate sex might I add). 

We are tangled in each other's arms, all sweaty and intense, and I, at this point, have already finished twice (this is uncommon if that doesn't explain how awesome this experience was) and myboyfriend hasn't  finished yet (not uncommon; he takes quite a bit). So he lays down beside me to try and finish the job on his own and, as the good girlfriend that I am, I try to help any way I can. Well he requests a simple deepthroat. Just one. I am happy to oblige. 

I am going to take this time to inform you that my boyfriend is a perfectly normal size, penis wise. He is not small and he is not huge, he is a perfectly normal size. 

Here I am with his perfectly normal penis and as I slide it down my throat, I notice something isn't quite right.... without warning or even feeling it... out with his manhood comes that chocolate cake and milk from earlier... 

I. AM. MORTIFIED.

His immediate reaction? To die laughing. My immediate reaction? To laugh to keep from crying while I clean him up with the nearest towel, wash cloth, or anything I can find to keep him from being too grossed out. 

He laughed until tears were running down his face!! Me? I laughed too because I didn't know what to do. This had never happened to me before and I had usually not had any trouble.

After his giggle fit, my boyfriend took a quick shower and came back to bed where he held me and swore never to tell a soul. But the best part? He held me and told me how sexy I still was to him and how it was going to be a funny story we would look back on one day and that he still loved me. 

Long story short guys, be with the person who loves you no matter what and will make you feel comfortable in any and ALL situations, sexually or not. 

.........Now I'm just mad I ruined some good sex.