SO making a damn goof out of themselves- share your stories!

My boyfriend was at the grocery store and talking to me on his Bluetooth and he asked me "what are you wearing?" And then I hear a man in the background say "huh!?" And my bf goes "Sorry man I'm on my Bluetooth" and the man just starts cracking up saying I thought you were talking to me! omg 🤣 
Share some funny stories!