True stories. 😂

Ok, so when I was younger I lived with my mom. Well I wanted to watch our recorded VCR tape of ET. You know, the one with the alien? Well, my mom handed me the tape and she went back to the living room. 2 minutes later I told her to come back in there because what I was seeing was not ET....

It was a black couple laying on the side of a hot tub fucking. Sucking nipples and everything. She wouldnt come back in there because she was for sure it was ET. So I was like ok, maybe it's the previews...10 mins later. It's still the same shit. I had to March my sassy ass in there and tell her to come look for herself and whenever she did. She knew. 😂😂😂😂 apparently her friend gave her this and named it ET lol.

Ok so, another story. 🤗

Me,my mom and sister lived in a small trailer. So me and my mom had to share a bedroom. We shared closets and everything. Her stuff was higher up in the closet so I couldn't reach. One day I was trying to reach for a jacket and whenever I did, something wrapped up in a wash cloth hit me in the face. I looked down and it was a clear dildo. I didn't know what it was at the time because I was like 7. But I know it was something werid because I became so uneasy when I seen it. It was so detailed and eh. 😂 it hit me in the face and I was mortified. I put it back up and never told her. But when my friend came over I scared her and hit her with it. And it left a dick print on her arm. 😂😂😂😂