embarrassing sex stories?😂

does anyone have any embarrassing sex stories?😂 
yesterday, my boyfriend and i were driving around and we stopped on a back road, and we started messing around and his windows were down and we heard something and he looked out the window and this donkey was standing there 'yelling' (or doing whatever a donkey does) at us and i just starting laughing my booty off😂 we ended up going somewhere else because that donkey would NOT leave us alone😂