Why the HELL did my mother send me there

I swear to god I don't know why this happened. This is gonna be long but it gets interesting as heck. I'm going to remember this camp for the rest of my life.

My aunt, every single summer would send my cousins off to camp. Any camp, even if they didn't want to go because she didn't want to deal with them. She even said that.

One year my mom made me go too.

This is all real, 100% happened. 100% about to get nuts on this post.

It was a wilderness camp. All we had is a cot with a tarp over it. If we had to take a shit, we dug a hole. Wipe your ass with poison ivy? Tough shit.

The first day, whatever. It was hot and i worked my ass off, scraping fucking dirt. Yes, dirt. For no good reason. The second day, I was scared of getting dehydrated. I tried to drink a lot of water but It was REALLY hot and we were out in the sun "hiking" and working all day.

Working, out in the heat like we were being disciplined even thought we weren't in trouble? Think about the movie holes.

We got sent out with 2 camp counselors out into the damn woods I don't even know where but far the fuck away. like we were fucking stranded. We didn't have a way to contact anyone.

I tried telling them that I was dehydrated. They wouldn't listen. I was trying to drink more water. I sat down, and then everything started spinning and I puked EVERYWHERE. I knew I wasn't okay and I was panicking and they didn't give a shit. I don't know why I did this, but I just laid down on the ground because I couldn't deal anymore like my body said fuck it im out and then blackness. I woke up on the ground laying in mud face down. I felt like death and it was storming like hell and they literally just fucking left me there. I get up, walk to the tarp tent and someone broke my cot. So I slept in the mud that night, soaking wet, covered in mud and freezing.

The next day, day 3. I was pissy as hell. I still felt like literal shit. I demanded over and over again that they take me to the medical person. You know what they told me? "You're not going home. You're NOT calling your mom. You chose to come here and you're not leaving" I didn't even choose to go there but ok.

Okay. So at this point I'm like "fuck this shit" and I excluded myself from everyone. These 12-15 year old kids were getting up at night and having sex in the woods. Two others got in a fist fight and one threw the other in the fire. (He didn't get burned TOO bad aNd it's not like we could leave or call parents anyways) so obviously this is free for all time to fuck shit up. after our "showers" literally, a pipe that leaked cold ass water. Us girls were getting dressed behind some trees. Guess who I see creeping in he trees? The male camp counselor. Peeping tom looking ass looking at us, barely even teen girls. I put on my clothes, walked over to our shit and picked up a broom and knocked him in the fucking head with it. He turned around and flew out of the bushes and I hit him again, harder this time and yelled at him. Telling him I caught his ass. YES. I REALLY did do this, my cousins still make jokes about it years and years later "hey you remember when you beat the shit out of that pedo with the broom hahahahaha"

Anytime something dramatic happens they yell "GO GET THE BROOM" yeah🙄 then I Told everyone what I caught him doing and to watch out for him. So that dude fucking hates my guts at this point. Won't come near me at all. I didn't get in trouble though. Who's he gonna tell? "Why did she hit you with a broom? Let's ask her" of course he wouldn't say anything.

Then when we went hiking, we all came across a used bloody tampon. Don't know how tf it got there but I could tell it was "fresh" and the female camp counselor who was a mean ass bitch told ME to pick it up and take it back to camp. I guess she had beef with me BC I beat her butt buddy with a broom.

I was like. "No. That's not my fucking tampon. I'm not touching that shit" and she was like "well we aren't leaving until you pick it up" and I looked at her, sat down and got comfortable and said "everyone join, it's gonna be a long day. Let's roll a doobie in this bitch" (I was 14 didn't even smoke weed or have it, I was just talking shit. Chill)

And we really did just sit there for an hour, she was screaming at me and I was looking at her like she was stupid as hell. I straight up told her I would live in the forest rather than to be forced to pick up some rank ass tampon.

She finally gave up and we left.

Then, we found this pond that had rocks all around it and my cousin was acting a fool and broke her arm. Literally in half. She snapped her lower arm in half. THAT was finally good enough to call parents over.

I was 14. I told my mom everything and she still feels really bad for sending me. She also reported these people to someone. Especially the pedo. I felt unsafe there and when I feel unsafe I act like a maniac. I felt like anything could happen to us and nobody would know.

YES I know that this is stupid, crazy, absurd, but it really did happen. That was probably the most interesting my life will ever get.