I work at a restaurant, my bump is very small to be 36 weeks. I'll walk across the restaurant and see everyone...everyone staring at my bump, some laugh (i look 16 with a baby bump), some are happy, then most men look like they are undressing me with their eyes.

This instantly gives me an attitude every time.

I also get the typical questions we all get... In order

*ahem*

Oh my gawdd! Youre pregnant!

Me: uhh no its just gas

Its definitely a girl right?

Me: nope, boy.

I can tell, youre carrying so low!

Me: thats because hes breeched.

How far along are you?

Me: 36 weeks.

OMG!!!! Youre so small, were you 3lbs before you were pregnant?!

Me: uhh no

Well, when are you due?

Me: aug 8th

Really? My (insert family member here)'s birthday is around then.

Me: oh thats great

Why are you still working when youre so close to birth?

Me: because my bills dont care if im about to give birth