Dear former crush,

That's right, former. Because last night you made me realize that you are not the one for me. You have flirted with me since September, constantly found a reason to snap me and would stop me on the halls for a chat. You asked me would I go to prom with you and I said yes. But that was before you met the Spanish girl on a school exchange. Despite what my friends say she's beautiful and I hear she is a really nice person. You see this is not a jealousy thing, this a hurt thing. At prom you would not smile in pictures with me, you would not really properly deeply have a conversation with me and you did your best to stay away from me. You have no idea how much that upset me but I moved on. Then last night at a house party you approached me and started a conversation which soon turned to how much you miss the Spanish girl. I chatted to you and told you how amazing she is and how she is worth the wait. So now you see why you are a former crush.

Yours sincerely,

The second best thing you could have had.