Caught having sex with bf (funny read below)

When you haven't had sex in 1 month with your boyfriend because you're trying to get good with the lord and your hormones start acting up while you're about to take a nap with him in his room and then you start confessing that you really want him and you've been holding in your horniess until marriage but it's been very hard

Then a few moments later of touching and sucking lips.. the fire starts Heating up the room and you're trying hard to stay quiet but you're bf is the opposite of a shrimp down there and then you start getting loud: screaming, grabbing and grasping... 3 rounds later you're passed out on the floor twitching and slowly dying then you sneak out your bf's room thinking that the close is clear BUT HIS MOM AND STEP FATHER CATCH YOU BEFORE YOU EVEN have time to get into the car and hide from shame LMAOOOO: