So I'm 16 and was buying groceries at Krogers when I saw that they sell a vibrator! I hung around for ages waiting for the area to be deserted. I bought it (with cash, rung up separately at the self check out). I was home alone today and took the opportunity to use it and it was great!! To loud to use when anyone's home but it felt amazing. Didn't orgasm but hopefully that will come with practice :) Now it is hidden in the back of my closet until next time I'm home alone. (Don't worry I washed it well afterwards)

On an unrelated note, who's looking forward to the August 21st eclipse?! I know I am :)