Literal turd burglar

One day my aunt gets a call from her alarm company (I was staying with her at this time, she was homeschooling me) that someone had broke into her home while I was at my moms and she was out of the house. My aunt allows the police to come, they find nothing other than the hallway cabinets/closets were wide open. And, a turd in the toilet.

My aunt is one of those people who keep their houses immaculately clean 24/7 like it's a show house even though it's not. Everything is super nice and super done up like you cant even leave your hair in your hair brush and stick it back in the cabinet.

You have to wake up at 8am, dress nice even if you don't go anywhere. There can never be a single dish in the sink. Not a sock in the floor. IMMACULATE.

She is this type of person.

I have to mention this. Because all that burglar left in her house, was a turd in her toilet.

There is no way in hell that my aunt left her house with a mere toilet -unflushed.

Someone had to take a dump SO BAD that they BROKE INTO my aunts house to shit in the toilet and not flush and then just leave.

My aunt thinks it was a neighborhood kid that heard the alarm and freaked out but still took a shit anyways and forgot to flush and then tried to hide in the hallway closets or something until he or she finally just left.

They didn't break or steal anything other than the back doors lock. So now it's a joke in our family, when we have little spats or arguments we call each other turd burglars and we can't keep a serious face because we think about the person who broke into my aunts just to take a shit, not flush and then leave.

. So heres this information, do with it as you please. I personally think it is completely hilarious.