ER Visit after Sex!

So Wednesday was my boyfriends birthday and I planned a surprise party for him with all our friends. We ended up drinking and smoking a lot that night and stayed out till 6 AM. We headed home and started having sex. Let's just say we are kinda kinky in the bedroom and use toys a lot. So about an hour in we are using a dildo and it's in my ass while we are having sex, and all of a sudden it slips all the way inside! We both start laughing when we realize, oh shit, the whole thing is inside. So I get up all quick and go to the bathroom to try and get it out of my ass! All I'm thinking is oh no I'm going to have to go to the emergency room and have surgery and I'm gonna die. I was honestly freaking out. So after about half an hour of me trying everything I could think of to get it out, I realize it's to deep and I can't do it. So my boyfriend and I head over to the Er, I'm freaking out, but we are both cracking jokes because it really is funny. So we get there and check in and this young male doctor walks in the room to talk to me about what's going on. I explain to him that I uh, have a large dildo stuck inside of my ass. He sends me over to X-rays and when he gets them back he says that he can't see it in the X-rays so he going to just try and get it out. So for about an hour, this doctor and a nurse are trying everything they can to get this out of me! From using forceps, lots of lube, speculums of multiple different sizes and his fingers. The doctor is having me push as hard as I could while he uses his fingers trying to get it out! It was suction cupped to the wall inside of me, so it wasn't just him grabbing it and pulling it out. He had to literally get it unstuck. Trust me, it was very very painful. He FINALLY gets it out of me and I just collapse on the bed from pain and exhaustion, we still haven't slept from his birthday and it's now 11 am. The doctor asks us, sooo I assume you guys don't want this back and I can throw it away? We both start laughing and just say yes throw it away. So long story short, if your using toys in your ass, make sure that they have something on the end to prevent it from going all the way inside. It was a very memorable birthday for my boyfriend.