What is the best/worst advice you were given for your babies/kids?

Question

Just for fun!

Answer

Having a pink diaper bag was forcin him to be gay 🙃. Never mind he had heart surgery that day. Never mind shes a wannabe SJW on Facebook and makes it a point to dress her daughter "like a boy", never mind she never offered me a gender neutral or blue diaper bag 🙄. If being around the color pink was forcing him to be gay, then there was no hope in him ever being heterosexual.

Answer

So I'm evacuated from Florida and staying with my 90 year old great grandma...
So far I've heard:
-my 5 month old should be potty trained already 
-she should be eating what we eat by now
-give her a shot of whiskey with some cows milk before bed to help sleep through the night and deal with teething pain 
- collect her pee and put it in her ears to help with ear infections
-give her a pickle to teeth on.

What is the best/worst advice you were given for your babies/kids?

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