*UPDATE* he lied and dipped out lol 😴

so my (now ex) boyfriend had the tendency to take a long ass time in the bathroom. So me being me, thought he was out, plus i had to pee real bad or else ill make a tsunami all on my own, SOOO i barged in to him butt ass naked w/ his phone in his hand about to send a picture to someone (i saw the screen so it was obviously iMessage)

I was like "fuck you doin?" and he was like ............. "nothing i was just finished washing my hands" and i was like ??? tf you gon say you washed your hands while holding onto your phone like your damn life depended on it.

I told him to hand me the phone, but instead his bitch ass just literally throws it and it smashes on the floor and dips.

Haven't seen/heard of da boi since lol 😴 i should be hurt... but nah fuck dat i got cheetos and myself tf i need a man for.

Update:

He called me through a friends phone and he practically said that i freaked out and i made him drop his phone and that i owe him. But yet, at the same time he literally confessed about having sex with one of my best friends and turns out shes pregnant. (WHICH SHE HAD TOLD ME HERSELF THAT SHE WAS BUT I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE 'THING' SHES BEEN HAVING WITH THIS GUY (which just turns out to be my ex) AND SUE DIDNT TELL ME)

Then this bih just asks me if i could help him out with money im just ??? TF I AINT NO REBOUND NOR A BANK FOH LOL