By now I'm fairly certain we all know "morning" sickness isn't only in the morning. However it's still fairly common belief that it subsides after the first trimester. This isn't a fact. Sometimes you think that monster has gone away only to come back with a vengeance.

They don't tell you it can be so random you don't make it to the bathroom. They don't tell you how you'll be cleaning vomit off the kitchen floor, bathroom door, or any other unlucky surface. They don't tell you it can be so violent you don't simply pop blood vessels in your face and neck but you also piss your pants.

Sigh. 17 more weeks. Only 17 more weeks.