Funny story future mommas can look forward to

Wanna know what it's like to be a mom? Lol what I just went through describes it all 😂 I just strapped my babe into the high chair and started to feed her, when all the sudden I get the urge to go to the bathroom.. so I try to hurry (god knows if I were to try to stop halfway feeding her she'd start screaming bloody murder) so then I finish feeding her and I start to make her a bottle (she needs her bottle after every meal or like I said before, she screams) so I start to make her a bottle at this point she's already seen the bottle so she starts grunting and whining impatiently. My stomach starts to hurt, I really gotta go to the bathroom. I pick her up and realize she's a sticky mess. So I grab the wipes and try to clean her off. I finally lay her down in the playpen and give her bottle, and this point I'm literally about to soil myself and I bolt to the bathroom at last 😂 being a mother is about putting someone else's needs before your even when you're about to shit your pants... 😭