Crazy labor stories

My labor story is pretty weird so I wanted to see if anyone else had any good ones! Had my first contractions on a Monday then I went on a Thursday to get checked I was dilated to a 1. Then the next Monday in the middle of sex my water broke, all over my husband I didn't it. I thought peed! (My first child & I'm 19) slept the whole night, had no trouble at all then the next morning at 9 I started having contractions. Waited till about 2-3 to finally go to the hospital. When I got in there they checked me and I was already at a 7 and had to be moved quickly into a room, my son was born at 4:44.