What in the actual hell?

Period is 2 weeks late, still getting hot flashes, headaches, tired, nausea has slowed down, but still comes every couple of days, had some mid-level lower abdominal cramping last night (5-8 seconds only), the bloat is real... Two vvvfl 18 and 14 days ago (red ink first response), two negative digitals (9.29 & this a.m. with my first urine). *sigh* looks like Im calling my Dr. today because this is no bueno. I need AF to rear her ugly head, or to figure out what is going on because I am officially stressing over here 😣