Kids notice everything

Brittney

While walking my class upstairs from lunch, I passed gas.

It was really loud!

After the laughs died down a female student said “you’ve been passing gas a lot lately”. She then turns to another student and says “I think she’s pregnant”. The other student then proceeds to stare at my bloated stomach 😩.

I can’t wait until the first trimester is over so I could tell her she was right. #5thgradechronicles