I FREAKING SHAVED *tmi

ugh. so i showered, shaved EVERYTHING, lotioned, etc. my fiance is slightly drunk, and normally this means super hot amazing sex. but he went to go shower before we go to bed, but 9/10 times has to poo before he showers so hes doing that. i notice its taking a while as im laying in bed on glow reading things while waiting for this awesome sex, and i need to blow my nose really bad and pee. (we only have one bathroom) so i go in there to get toilet paper to blow my nose (been together 2.5 years with one bathroom so no privacy lol) and hes all hiding his phone. THAT FUCKERS JACKING OFF WHILE IM WAITING FOR HIM TO COME FUCK ME. legit the first time in this long that ive walked in on that. and hes told me before he rarely ever does it anymore. i freaking shaved EVERYTHING. all of it. for nothing. wtfffff.