Does your period smell like something died?

Well that's because it did! All that tissue is dead and rank. Sometimes, you smell it and wonder "WTF I'm clean!..I thought" or "Jesus christ what died?"

Well ladies, I've got a solution for that smelly coochie. Whether it's pads or tampons givin' you the rank, I've got just the thing to get rid of that stank!

Alright, get yourself a red towel. buy one or use one you have, it doesn't matter because it's red. Now, this is your period towel. it's red, (duh) So if you notice the only clean towel you have is your dear red towel of doom, you can still give it to your friend to use after they shower. blood stains won't show on that bad boy!

Now, your uterus and vagina are self cleaning. They think "holy shit this is gross, get this out of here. I'm redecorating!" so when you put a tampon up in there, or have a pad pushed up against it for a long period of time, that shit ferments.

And that's why ya stank girl. But that's ok! we all do. We're all a couple of dirty girls!

So rinse yourself off real good before bedtime. lay your red towel down on the bed. get in with no undies! This is a comando zone ladies! and sleep on the towel! you can wrap yourself up in it like I do to make a cozy adult diaper!

or you can just leave it flat and lay on it. Your choice. Then all that nasty shit has a chance to leave your body in the most natural clean way as possible and voila! the smell is gone! the next day when you take out your tampon, it won't smell disgusting! do this every night or the majority of your period nights and you'll be smelling good under the hood!

You'll thank me later!