I almost grabbed my sos brothers booty
My so has a brother who could very well pass for a twin
A few years ago they really didn't look alike because he is like 5 years younger than him but he hit a growth spurt when he was 16
He's 18 now and the same height, weight. Everything.
And he even dresses like him which gives me a mindfuck when I'm walking up to them from a distance. They REALLY resemble eachother. Greatly.
They are super close and he's over often.
Yep. I almost grabbed his toosh.
I do that to my so sometimes because his butt is SO CUTE. I do it mostly to bug him because its funny and he's like "staaahhp" while laughing.
I am folding laundry on the couch when I see him from a mirror in the living room walk into the kitchen (it's dark with tv light) and I walk up behind him like

And I say "you so cute"
That boy turned around like

I was like "OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIT NOOOOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUR BROTHER IM SORRY OOOOOH MY GOD"
And he just starts cracking up laughing and I'm internally cringing because I looked at his butt and thought it was cute
No.

I am currently mortified and he went and told my so and both laughed soooo hard
Achieve your health goals from period to parenting.